Text Fun#2

This week was kind of light with the crazy texts, not sure why I wasn’t that funny. Anyway, while discussing idiotic dating partners, I quote…

[If worst comes to worst, my muscles are certified to correct dudes.]

Equally, unfunny was the text I sent my friend “Peaceful” as I played Mario Kart for the Nintendo Wii. It’s kind of funny if you know the game. Anyway, the text read….

[What a bitch goin' do with a banana, I need a shell or something else to throw.]

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