TXT MSSG FN – First Posting (#1)
- TEXT MESSAGE FUN
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I suppose that the best way to break a tense moment is to crack a little levity (or a bottle of something, but that does lead to other issues….) So far, ’09 feels like ’08, except the temperature is just a little bit colder. I could get in the rage I feel when I read about cuts to edu-ma-cation, and even the saving of those cuthroat NYC Teaching Fellows. (It’s not that I hate ya, it’s…well…you guys don’t help my situation out at all.) But that’s just unneccesary digression. So for the amusement of the internet, here are some of the hilarious text messages that I sent out this week. In the style of “One Sentence Stories“, I’m just going to present the text and allow you to use your imagination in regards to what the text is a response to, or calls for.
“I refuse to drink anything alcoholic except for beer for the rest of the year….”
“Oh M Gee. I really feel like death is chilling on the couch next to me. Waiting patiently.”
“A Bitch just finished working out…looked in the mirror and was like DAMN GIRL!”
“I’m going to get a Puerto Rican girlfriend and make you bitches knife fight.”
“Oh look, I tried but apparently you are getting whipped by Macy’s again.”
“I will have to put up with your other friends at some point again, too. Need I remind you the “Waiting to Exhale” extended moment that way your birthday.”
“I kind of wonder if people are generally stupid.”
“A Boombox. In 2009.”
“Up the river. With Pacey.”
“I feel like death and evil are taking turns raping me. I have no voice whatsoever.”
“Resident sociopath talking calling. Be there or be a statistic.”
Kudos for anyone who can manage to use any of these as a writing prompt. I think some great inappropriate short stories could come from these.
[Chester Kent]
