Things That Make Me Hate American Culture (Sept 2008 Ed.)

Things That Make Me Hate American Culture (Sept 2008 Ed.)

This is basically a transcript of what I lived blogged during the MTV VMA’s. It’s actually a lot less confusing to collect them and write an introduction to them when I think abou it.

The reason why I’m taking a second to even do this is because of the fact of how this entire thing has become so important to society for this week. Even to the point where ABC news thought it was clever to air President Obama’s off the record comment about Kanye West. So take this as a summation of the events without pictures. Imagine it’s like War of the Worlds a la 1940’s style.

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1 Kanye West is a black asshole.

2 Lady Gaga just killed herself in front of everyone. Maybe they should get her a doctor.

3I’m ignoring Taylor Swift’s pre-recorded Tomfuckery.)

4 Some modern rock group just won. However, I’m still wondering who the hell gave Kanye West a microphone or his haircut.

5 Actually, I think Green Day just performed. Why does the lead singer still have hair like he is a 15 yr old white boy from Cheektowaga, NY who is rebelling against his parents.

6 Again…Wow, Green Day got sooooo freakin OLD

7 10:19 pm Ne-Yo just announced Beyonce.

8 10:20 pm Did Beyonce borrow her outfit from Wendy Williams?

9 10:22 pm Beyonce is singing but dancing at the same time.. Crappy performance I would have preferred that she danced instead of mediocre dancing, and fake singing..

10 10:32 – Best Male Video – I did not know that there is a video for “Live Your Life.”

11 10:33 – T.I. wins ironically. He is in jail. Love the love. Really.

12 10:34 – Muse is performing? I know what a “muse” is by definition But this group? Bathroom break. I’ll catch them on the next Guitar Hero.

13 Comment – Apparently Muse has been around for a while. Seriously?

14 11:00 PM – WHAT THE FUCK IS LADY GAGA WEARING…..

15 11:00 PM – Serena Williams.

16 Well, bravo Pink. Literally doing vocal acrobatics.

17 To all the Beyonce supporters, she does not walk on water. Oprah has that privilege first.

18 11:26 PM – Alicia Keys sit your ass down right this minute. Jay-z is basically walking through NYC?