Why don’t you love me?

Why Don’t You Love Me? 6-30-10

“Why don’t you love me?  Why don’t you need me?  I got style and I got class…but you don’t even care that I’m smart”

-Beyonce

Dear Apple Computers and Steve Jobs,

Why don’t you love me. I have never been blessed with the credit rating to reasonably be able to afford an IPOD. Thus the emergence of this IPOD 4.0…is a cruel taunt.

To make matters worse- as with all of the previous generations of IPODs and IPOD touches- Mine has given into an epic and horrific failure. I, myself, call it the SNL skit from hell….the one where the two guys go to a bar and bob their heads in one direction at the end of the bar while making passes at the various women who walk by. Normal people would call it a “dead headphone jack” but well normal people scare the fuck out of me sometimes. Who really wants to deal with the towns from Pleasantville or Children of the Corn.

And thus I am here at the Apple Store at 11:32 PM, waiting for an appointment, when secretly inside I wish I was out doing the tomfoolery-ish actions that people in my generation normally get into when SCHOOL’s OUT FOR SUMMER.

(Insert annoying head bob…..)

Next-  Just so that you are aware…. I plan on doing more personal, journalling blogging until school starts up.  If this does not suit you, well my friend, enjoy your summer!

[Chester Kent.]

www.GetintheRye.com

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